This is how faith works

PELOSI: He's tried this two times — it's failed twice. I asked him at the White House, 'Mr. President, why do you think this time it's going to work?'
BUSH: Because I told them it had to.
PELOSI: Why didn't you tell them that the other two times?

Good to see that all it takes is a command for something to work.

Why did Boise State run a hook and ladder? Because I told them to.
Why the ancient Greeks compete in the olympics naked? Because I told them to.
Why did people vote for Ruben Studdard for American Idol? Because I told them to.
Why did Brittany and Kevin break up? Because I told them to.


Man this works for everything.